That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old