Let It Cookbook

Idk what to put in this description but hey


coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


queerqueensansa:

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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

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